 | A Short Dictionary of Stuff There Should Be Words For |
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Abaljoke (AB-el-jok) vb.
- To tell a joke or funny story to someone without remembering that it was he who told it to you in the first place.
Abelemma (AB-e-LEM-mah) n.
- The agonizing situation in which there is only one possible decision, but you still can't make it.
Abilene (AB-a-lene) adj.
- Descriptive of the pleasing coolness on the reverse side of the pillow.
Abwonging (AB-wong-ing) vb.
- To bounce cheerfully on a bed.
Acklins (AK-lins) n.pl.
- The odd twinges you get in parts of your body when you scratch other parts.
Anjozorobe (an-JOH-zoh-rohb) n.
- A loose, multi-colored garment someone brings you back from their vacation travels, which they honestly expect you to wear.
Badgebup (BADJ-bup) n.
- The splotch on a childs face where the ice cream cone has missed their mouth.
Banic (Ban-ik) adj.
- Pertaining to, or descriptive of, that kind of facial expression which is impossible to achieve except when having a drivers license photograph taken
Bauple (BAW-pul) n.
- An questionable skin bump which could be either a pimple or a mosquito bite.
Buzzies (BUZZ-ees) n.
- The people you see all the time that you exchange gossip, rumors, jokes, and scandal with. Sometimes they are not friends.
Cig Yuck (sig-YUK) n.
- The cigerette end someone discovers in the mouthfull of beer from a can at the end of a party.
Climpy (KLIM-pee) adj.
- Allowing yourself to be persuaded to do something and pretending to be reluctant.
 One Type of Cling Cong |
Cling Cong (kling KONG) n.
- A strange shaped metal multi-purpose kitchen utinsil, found in the back of the kitchen drawer with the can openers. It was only used the first day it was purchased, and nobody now remembers what it's suppossed to do.
Coodarday (koo-DAH-day) adj.
- Astounded at what you've just managed to get away with.
Copcluster (KOP-klus-ter) n.
- Large body of cars on an interstate highway all travelling at exactly the speed limit because one of them is a police car.
Cromarty (KROM-ar-tee) n.
The thick gooey sludge which clings to the top of ketsup and bar-b-que bottles
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