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"If you're not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there." - - Martin Luther

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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. - - Mae West

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Never start a Project until you've picked someone to blame.

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The best automobile safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop in it.

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The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says: Support your right to bare arms

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Travel sometimes gives you stress. Especially if you don't know the language, and your statements lose something in translation - So - Here are some message SIGNS from around the World, That GAINED something in translation. No Speaka de Engris	From the Comedy Junk Yard here are some Scanvanged JOKES Are comPUTERs Humorous ? Their operators sure are. Some various laughables in PUTER FUNNIES	You can get to all of these pages from the drop down menu in the top frame SOME FUN LINKS Some ? answers written by 11 year olds on their Science Tests ALMOST EDUCATED
No Matter How you look at it, Men and Women don't always see things the same. Even if they close one eye. Some Old Stinky Jokes resurected from the Egyptian Tomb of Tigeress Exhumed Jokes	A page with some Zirky and Duuuhhh QUOTES Some Things you should never do like - - Never Giggle When you can LAUGH
You ever try to talk about something and you don't know what to call it, and you say something like - "You Know, that thing Chrisy always wears to a party." So here is a  DICTIONARY of Stuff there should be names for - - - Like - Strillhazy (STRIL-hazy) adj. - (Medical term) Suffering from selective memory loss. The virus causing this condition is thought to breed in the air-conditioning system of the White House.

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As the Word Turns . . . a soap opera update
Since yesterday, Buzzard of the tomato wrestlers started getting perverse satisfaction from an over ripe avocado pit. Bullfrog, hanging around Roller Coaster, feverishly throws another light bulb wearing a wedding dress at Pecker Checker, who is cheating on Pizza Face. The twisted Tool Man nearing the one-finger Hokey Pokey hesitates, as the treacherous DD Bra prays for relief. The salty Prime Pumper plans an escape from a lube job and muffy, but it takes the real Fruit Cake to dance with Roller Coaster behind the bartender's back. Everyone thinks that Belly Button was being defined by the self-actualized Beaver Buffer, who writes a love letter with KY jelly. In the end, when the mastadon sweeps the floor, Snatch, who is attracted to Beer Bottle, leaves and starts reminiscing about lost glory. . . . .   Stay Tuned

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The ambitious worker who hears about a supervisor's accident says to Boss -
" I heard that Mr Jones the supervisor died yesterday,
and I'd like you to consider letting me take his place. "
Boss says - " Well, its okay with me if its okay with the undertaker. "

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